Replace that soccer ball with the BLACK UGG CARDY BOOTS I've been lusting after for three months. If they actually come from the obscure Web site I just ordered them from, I will die with happiness since they're backordered on the Ugg Web site until 4/15/08 and selling for $200+ on eBay. (Note to Bill: Be sure to bury me in my Uggs.)
The following is an instant message conversation with my mother (who's cool like that).
MOM: congratulations
do they fit?
do u like them?
MANDYLAND: I don't have them IN yet; just ordered them from an obscure shoe website
MOM: oh
MANDYLAND: googled and found them
MANDYLAND:i n stock
MANDYLAND: they've already been located in stock according to the web site
MOM: what site?
MANDYLAND: softmoc.com
MANDYLAND: http://www.softmoc.com/us/systemshow-item_I5819%20BLK
MANDYLAND: Not only are they on sale (reg. $140 at ugg.com) but I had a code!
MANDYLAND: So I got them for $109.35 w/ free shipping
MANDYLAND: I might weep with joy
MOM: k
MANDYLAND: I want to do a victory lap around the office
MOM: Sorry. I think they might be the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.
MANDYLAND: no, wee
MANDYLAND: you are wrong
MANDYLAND: They're one of Oprah's Favorite Things for 2007
MOM: So is Barrack Obama, but I'm not sure about him, either
MANDYLAND: wow
7 comments:
Not only does your mom use instant messenger, but she also forgoes the punctuation and proper spelling that brands you as a n00b. Impressive.
She's down with the hipsters today.
Plus, your Mom is right about those boots. I'm sorry.
My Mom uses IM too, but she takes the instant out of Instant Messenger. You could make a ham sandwich in the time it takes her to reply.
Your mom rocks!
Dun: I can always tell when my Dad's on the computer because it takes him like 8 minutes to type out "It's your dad." He's a mad eBayer, though...
(and you're wrong about the boots. At least, I think you are. They may suck. But at least I effing GOT them.)
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