Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
So I went to the orthopedic surgeon yesterday, and apparently my broken fifth effing metatarsal hasn't repaired itself a fraction of an inch since the first week of January, which means I'm a good candidate for a ...
... bone growth stimulator. I get to "rent" it and have it delivered to my house just like I'm a 90-year-old memaw on oxygen.
I'd rather just have a big beefy Swede name Sven
Hope that shit is portable because I have three trips in the next six weeks.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
I have bronchitis, I think, or a family of those Mucinex snot booger people living in my chest. I am also trippin' pretty hard on the Robitussin DM... we had a test of the outdoor tornado sirens yesterday and I was dead asleep on the couch. When they turned on, I rolled of the couch and onto the floor like I was in 'Nam ducking for cover. Awesome.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
I came into work via the Highlands this morning and saw at least three houses with Christmas wreaths still on the windows and brick. People, take down your Christmas decorations. It's February. Your house hates you for it and it makes you look like an asshole to your neighbors.