Black imitation leather? Surelythat doesn't breathe well...
"They shrunk in the cool sea?"That's a nice way of saying "Dude, you have a small one."
Reason #47 why kitchen sex is bad, m'kay?
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- LOLcat of the Day.
- Funny.
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- I have found nirvana ...
- This week just keeps getting more awesome.
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- Remember when Babe Ruth "called" his shot?
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- "Inconceivable."
- Never again.
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5 comments:
No, really, the second one makes sense. Do you watch Seinfeld?
Yeah, I've seen cold water in action. I feel for you guys.
I want buzzing undies.
I know somebody. She can get them for you.
This is like selling drugs in code. "Whatchu want, man? You want somthin'?"
Gee, that reminds me of the Seinfeld 'shrinkage' episode! Shrinkage-it does happen. Or as the various male friends call it, 'turtle dick'. LOL.
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