Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Really, Fox News?

Worssssssst headline ever. You call this "journalism?" Neither do I.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

QUIZ: They should call this the ass burger ...

A) because that is what your breath smells like after consuming.
B) because that is where it is going to end up after consuming.
C) both of the above

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Praise the INTERNETS!

... because I love having a three-year-old tell me not to drink or copulate.