Monday, June 29, 2009

Great addition to the family.

Hey, remember THIS POST? Well, we went with the middle flippin' kitten. Here's the result:

Awesome. Thanks for that, y'all. I should show you the claw marks in the drywall where Callie just RUNS UP THE WALL. FOR NO REASON. I read "Marley & Me." Dog ain't got nuthin' on my cat. My cat would tear that dog to shreds. Should I mention the THREE PAIRS of headphone cords she's chewed through? Or the knitting she's chewed through? Or the heat cycles she goes through EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BEEN SPAYED? (see partial spay -- apparently she was in heat when we had her fixed and ... well... the result is BAD, without another explorative surgery.)

I'm going to build a time machine and go back to September of 2007 and have a major f*cking DO OVER. (Not really. I love my cat. But I am totally the only one. Even my Mom hates my cat.)

Uh, infidelity, anyone??

Monday, June 22, 2009

Your Monday Morning Wake-Up.

Doesn't get any cuter than THIS. If this is the last video I will have seen before I die, well, then it'll have been worth it.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Cinematic Genius. (A serious post.)

Shit. I have a crush on a mythical creature. No seriously, James McAvoy is a fantastic actor.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Suck it, builders: A basement update.

We're finishing our basement because I'm tired of having sword fights and four kids (only 1 is mine. I'm not claiming the others) eatin popsicles in my living room. So, the first estimate we got for our 900 square-foot area (we want one big room, a small storage area and a full bathroom) was -- get this -- $35K. Ooookay, you must be smokin' crack. Lots of it. Mixed with bad chemicals.

On to the next estimate. $31,680. Without carpet. You, too, Mr. Random Builder, are smoking teh ganja.

Third estimate? Yeahhh, $38,980 WITHOUT the wet bar or carpet.

Okay, maybe we're the ones lighting up because we had no idea it would cost that much. Seriously. Are they finishing that shit in 24 karat gold?

Uh, no.

My sister-in-law's stepdad used to be a contractor. He came in at $22,500. Cool. So now we're ready to go. We had a huge yard sale last weekend to get rid of some shit we needed to (made $370 in all!) and we're going to rent a storage unit tonight and start carting stuff out of the basement. I'll keep y'all updated with photos as we go!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Don't f*ck with me...

I feel like this today, just so you know:

According to

18 of the world's most disturbing sex toys.

I spent most of last night contemplating WTF this is for:

Yeah. I got nothin'.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Got dressed this morning.

Couldn't find my Skidz, so I just wore black capris. I'm bummed.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009