5) Because I'll never be able to find one in Kentucky. And if I have one, I will be infinitely cooler than everyone else. And I will TOTALLY WORK THAT BAG.
4) It's a BAG, for christsakes... you can never have too many. I've resorted to asking Bill to contact UK-based WORLD OF WARCRAFT players for help. That's just sad.
3) It's eco-friendly. So I can be cute when I'm saving Mother Earth.
2) Keira Knightley has one. It's bigger than she is, literally drawfing her. Doesn't look proportioned. Now, if I had one, it would look better. More proportioned. I'd be doing the bag, and Anna Hindmarch, a favor.
and the No. 1 reason:
1) I can't friggin' get one. I always want what I can't have.
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