Hi, sweetie. My mom just called. She never watches Big Brother, but she wants to know what the hell's wrong with you. She said she doesn't understand why you entered the Big Brother house in the first place since you obviously can't hack the stress. She said you wouldn't even last at summer camp. In fact, she wants to shortsheet your bed and TP your stuff.
Just thought you should know, y'know, in case you want to toughen up before you see yourself on TV and realize what a complete crybaby you are.
Best,
Mandy
P.S. You've cried more in two weeks than my four-year-old has cried all year. WTF, man?
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