... "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (the original. Not that Sarah Michelle Gellar shit) is really a ONEFUCKINGSTAR movie, Dish Satellite, then tell me why the following people were in it:
* Donald Sutherland. DONALDFUCKINGSUTHERLAND.
* Hilary Swank. (OK, Hil, I still haven't forgiven you for "Boys Don't Cry", but your performance here was stellar. If by "stellar" I mean "forgettable." Really. I had no idea that was you.)
* David Arquette. Um. Ok... you're the one married to Courteney Cox, right?
* Paul Reubens. Whack it.
* Luke Perry. Oh, Dylan. How I miss your 48-year-old high schooler.
* Ben Affleck. Basketball Player #10. Says it all about this movie. I love Wikipedia.
"What's the sitch?" This movie was ground-breaking.
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