Tuesday, August 5, 2008

ONHD???? OYHD!!!!


We had a message on our home phone from a "Mr. Donnie" who was "desperately trying to get in touch with a relative" of mine. He left his stupid ass name and phone number.

These kinds of call piss me off. It's obviously a bill collector looking for somebody. We don't even have a "Martha" in the family.

Here's how it went down:

MR. DONNIE: Hello, this is Mr. Donnie with Chase Home Services Lending.

ME: Hi, you called our house today looking for someone?

MR. DONNIE: OK, who was it?

ME: A "Martha Lastname". We have no one in the family by that name.

MR. DONNIE: OK, and you're not a friend or relative of this person?

ME: (annoyed) Ummm, no, and don't call our house again.

MR. DONNIE: OK, and why don't you lose the attitude next time?

ME: Why don't you go f*ck yourself? (slams down phone.)


I'm so proud.

2 comments:

Suzanne said...

You ROCK!

Anonymous said...

Go Mandy! Go Mandy! Go Mandy!