Cornbread WTF?

I've been sitting outside for the past two hours pouring over Stephenie Meyer's Eclipse so I can move on to what is apparently a freaking mind-blowing conclusion in Breaking Dawn (sans spoilers) and I came inside to find this:




Bill and Boo made homemade cornbread (and I mean homemade -- no Jiffy shit here). Bill had learned that cornmeal kills ants and we had an anthill in the mulch outside. So he decided to come inside at 8:30 p.m. and make HOMEMADE cornbread in our cast iron skillet.

Not that I'm arguing, because I totally ate that shit, but how RANDOM is that on a Friday night?