One time, when I was in an afterschool program thing, I kept on asking all these practical questions about how Steve from Blue's Clues makes house payments without a job and what kind of life he leads with just him and a dog and the counselor overseer woman pulled me out in the hall and told me in no uncertain terms to stop ruining it for the small children.
I'm a 34-year-old mother of one and wife to the world's biggest nerdboy (World of Warcraft, anyone?). I work as a trade publication editor (who gets paid to travel and eat pizza, hence the hips). I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, never been deep-sea fishing or to Scotland. But I HAVE swam with dolphins and been in a national commercial. So I don't completely suck.
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One time, when I was in an afterschool program thing, I kept on asking all these practical questions about how Steve from Blue's Clues makes house payments without a job and what kind of life he leads with just him and a dog and the counselor overseer woman pulled me out in the hall and told me in no uncertain terms to stop ruining it for the small children.
Let's all go to Dragon Laaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
Yeah, that's one of life's big mysteries?
Like does the light stay on in the fridge after you close the door?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Are you supposed to eat bubble gum flavored jellybeans or chew them?
Why does my car say "the door is a jar" when it is *clearly* a door?!
(and I also have a problem with suspending disbelief)
YEAH! WTF, man? Steve must be on welfare and living in subsidized housing. I never thought of that. Good call.
Did you catch that Jennifer Lopez named her kids after the kids on Dragon Tales? Max and Emme?
I don't think they have sexual organs. But, I could be wrong.
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