Is there a dream doctor in the house?

So I had another WTF dream last night. Bill and I were driving around Paris in a bus but we weren't sitting together (he was in the front seat playing on his iPhone thingy and I was a couple rows back). And we passed over this HUGE river with huge sailing ships (like pirate ships) going underneath the bridge with these little tiny dinghys and the river was so fast and the men steering the poor little dinghys were getting soaked and drowny.

And then we stopped at a hotel and I realized I had accidentally taken my dad's suitcase instead of mine, and we ate cheese and wine.

So, um, yeah.