Saturday, April 5, 2008

High School Reunion?


Really? Am I going to look like THIS in 7 years (Lana? The poofy scrunchies have GOT TO GO. Really, sweetie. No one has really used the full-out scrunchy since 1992. Or the banana clip, for that matter.)
I've been watching this show since the first season, and I find myself relating more to this season than I did to my own (c/o 1994) and that? Scares me. (Shut up, Ryan.) Jeezus. This season of balding fat men and haggard, desperate women make me so thankful for what I have and am.
(I'm just sayin', is all ...) Really. This show was so much more relevant when the "classmates" are twenty-somethings getting drunk and skinny dipping.
I have GOT to diet, though. And botox... Shit's going downhill, fast...


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