Blog Fodder via Shelly...

This comes via an email from my friend, Shelly, and it was way too good to pass up as blog fodder:

1.YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Yellow Callie

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandparent on your mom's side, your favorite candy)
Zola Jelly Belly (OK, that? Sucks.)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
M-DET (oh hell, yeah. I'm starting my own M-DET brand now)

4. YOUR PORN NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Butcher Alderbrook (damn. I sound like a 1940s ganster in Brooklyn. BTW -- Shelly, you win with "Princess Ambrosse")

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Jane Louisville (Lame.)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name, and first 3 letters of siblings name)
Detma Pasco (Fabulous. I can see me in a long pink dress now. Admit it. That's an effing great name. They should cast me in the new movie.)

7. TERRORIST NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Enaj Enyap

8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
"The Yellow Martini" (Fear the olives, evil doers)

M-Det, out!