For me, because I'm worth it.

Here are the Ugg flip-flops I bought today. See? See the fur that makes my feet smile?

Aren't they adorable?


(BTW: I just spent two hours following Bill around Dillards while he shopped for shirts and dark jeans.

He bought a HOT Ralph Lauren blazer and a pair of distressed jeans and I am jealous. But my new flip-flops make up for it.)