Sunday, September 16, 2007

File Under: WTF @ Target?

While wandering aimlessly around Target tonight, I found myself staring idly at two products that completely blew my mind:


CRAYOLA WINDOW MARKERS. It's not enough that we let our kids color on paper, coloring books, the walls, the carpet and various toys. We now must create an item that allows them to mar the ONLY REMAINING HOUSEHOLD AREA that has yet remained unscathed.

Ridiculous.


High School Musical Tattoo Bandages. Further proof that Zach Efron is a Disney-lab-created 'bot hell bent on taking over America's tweens and soccer moms. And we all know I'm all about the Disney. But I'm not trying to cover Neosporin-infused scabs with him.


IN OTHER NEWS: Bill's mad at me for buying the dog a box of Frosty Paws. Apparently, it's OK if I spend $8 on beef jerkey or gourmet coffee for him, but Gypsy gets nothing. And she's SICK. Heartless, I tell you. Simply heartless.

2 comments:

YESH said...

I totally want some of those tattoos..I hope they still have them today..I'm going to tat up one whole part of my arm.

wvc said...

We use those window markers on our car to decorate it for our Disney trips. Then it rains about 20 minutes into the trip and washes it all off anyway.