Sunday, September 16, 2007

SECRETS: REVEALED! Why I am like I am.

Here's an IM between my mom and myself tonight.

ME (10:29:26 PM): emmys are so funny
ME (10:29:53 PM): Rainn Wilson (The Office) + Kanye West (totally bitchy black guy who cries when he doesn't win) presenting
MOM (10:29:56 PM): here's a quote for ya "bowls should be licked till your tongue is tired."
ME (10:30:03 PM): what
ME (10:30:04 PM): the
ME(10:30:05 PM): f***
ME(10:30:08 PM): is
ME(10:30:10 PM): that?
MOM(10:30:18 PM): just heard that on a commercial for those little microwave brownie bowls
MOM(10:30:19 PM): lol

Seriously. That explains so much. As if a discussion of The Emmys couldn't get any more frou-frou.

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And, it gets better. I sent her to this blog...

ME (10:57:22 PM): http://gypsydoodlebug.blogspot.com/ (posted to my blog)
MOM (10:58:08 PM): I just don't know what to say to that
ME (10:58:10 PM): lol
MOM(10:58:17 PM): lol
ME (10:58:32 PM): laughed until I about peed my pants. by myself.
ME (10:58:36 PM): Bill didn't see the humor
MOM (10:58:39 PM): so...am I getting the blame? or the credit?
ME (10:58:41 PM): oh no
ME (10:58:48 PM): you lost your street cred on that
MOM (10:58:55 PM): lol
MOM(10:59:06 PM): I dunno what street cred is
ME (10:59:10 PM): oh jesus
MOM (10:59:14 PM): no wonder it's lost
ME (10:59:13 PM): you are so white

2 comments:

Ryan The Intern said...

You and your mom use instant messaging? That's so hip. I'm really impressed. You guys need Facebooks next.

Gypsydoodlebug said...

She rolls like that.


Mostly because my dad's already in bed when we chat.