laid down plywood shanks, then covered them with nails and a fine, fine layer of goosedown and rocks...
... that is what our new KING SIZE, SUPER EXPENSIVE (except I had a ninja-W Hotels-employee-discount-of-which-I-am-not code and that made it marginally cheaper) MATTRESS FEELS LIKE.
The plus? I can sleep in my own HEMISPHERE without Bill and the dog strewn across me like ribbons at a county fair.
The cons? It's like sleeping on stone. The Flintstones had it better that this.
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Buy an egg-shell matress pad. It will solve all of your problems. Been there. It sucks.
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