Saturday, September 15, 2007

If you ...

laid down plywood shanks, then covered them with nails and a fine, fine layer of goosedown and rocks...

... that is what our new KING SIZE, SUPER EXPENSIVE (except I had a ninja-W Hotels-employee-discount-of-which-I-am-not code and that made it marginally cheaper) MATTRESS FEELS LIKE.

The plus? I can sleep in my own HEMISPHERE without Bill and the dog strewn across me like ribbons at a county fair.

The cons? It's like sleeping on stone. The Flintstones had it better that this.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Buy an egg-shell matress pad. It will solve all of your problems. Been there. It sucks.