The owners of our building –– who just moved into a pimped out space downstairs complete with flat screen TV and artwork (!!) –– are having an open-house cookout in the parking lot and we're not invited. I hope they choke on that shit.
I'm a 34-year-old mother of one and wife to the world's biggest nerdboy (World of Warcraft, anyone?). I work as a trade publication editor (who gets paid to travel and eat pizza, hence the hips). I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, never been deep-sea fishing or to Scotland. But I HAVE swam with dolphins and been in a national commercial. So I don't completely suck.
4 comments:
I 2nd that!
That's hilarious.
a bunch of assholes i say
Maybe it will rain.
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