I'm a 34-year-old mother of one and wife to the world's biggest nerdboy (World of Warcraft, anyone?). I work as a trade publication editor (who gets paid to travel and eat pizza, hence the hips). I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, never been deep-sea fishing or to Scotland. But I HAVE swam with dolphins and been in a national commercial. So I don't completely suck.
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But you don't want a whale. You'd just come home to find it stuck in the sand box in the back yard. Who needs that?
Do you have stranded whales that need saving? I'm confused.
No. Dolphins can save whales because they're nice like that. And nice things are nice.
Reason No. 1: Because Descanter is a Miami Dolphins fan.
Reason No. 2: Because Sharks are afraid of Dolphins.
Reason No. 3: Because dolphins remind us of Hilton Head. We all like Paris Hilton and we all like... um, never mind.
Reason No. 4: Because you can swim with dolphins for $200 at Seaworld.
Reason No. 5: Because dolphins aren't just gentle, but intelligent, like your husband.
Reason No. 6: Because dolphins bring thoughts of summer.
Reason No. 7: Because Dan Marino was a dolphin.
Reason No. 8: As stated by the intern, not really sure what your reason No. 8 means...
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