So I've started mah liquid diet in preparation for tomorrow's surgeries. I have two delicious bottles of magnesium citrate chilling in the fridge. Counting down the hours until I get all this over with, and wtf is up with Maury Povich today. I planned to lay on my duff all day watching daytime television and I flip on "Maury" to see JackfuckingHanna with some cute animals. Shit. I want to find out who my baby daddy is. If I wanted warm fuzzies, I'd turn on the Disney Channel. What a waste of an hour, Maury.
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