Monday, September 8, 2008

Barbie and The Diamond Castle...

... has some serious lesbian* overtones. Leana finds two stones in the river and fashions them into matching necklaces to share with BFF Alexa. They live together and share a bedroom. They harmonize, and every song is about being connected and thinking about the other girl (seriously, WTF). They find a magic mirror with a chick trapped in it (who sings like a soul sister at Sunday church) and she comes between them and they break up. Even their two puppies, Sparkles (WTF #38) and Lily, are girls who frollic together**.

I am literally gagging on the syruping sweetness while simultanously waiting for the Skinimax make-out scene.







* Not that there's anything wrong with that. Seriously. I just cried at Ellen's video clips of her wedding to Portia. Gorgeous.
** For the record, I've never seen Doodles frolick with ANY dog, regardless of gender.

3 comments:

Suzanne said...

Maybe you should have let Booberry watch this while you were still on pain meds!

Gypsydoodlebug said...

It WAS pretty painful to watch...

Suzanne said...

That does NOT surprise me in the least. I think God gave me boys because He thought I was better equipped to deal with multiple viewings of Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Harry Potter!