I'm a 34-year-old mother of one and wife to the world's biggest nerdboy (World of Warcraft, anyone?). I work as a trade publication editor (who gets paid to travel and eat pizza, hence the hips). I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, never been deep-sea fishing or to Scotland. But I HAVE swam with dolphins and been in a national commercial. So I don't completely suck.
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Must have! Must have!
My sis-in-law is TERRIFIED of birds. She would absolutely shit in her pants.
So where's "Farmer Ken with Eyes Pecked Out?"
"Swallow Barbie" works her wait up the corporate ladder.
She's mine, mine, I say. Mine all mine. She's MINE!!!! MINE ALONE! MINE AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAHHHH!
I now know what it is to be as one with Barbie.
Why?
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