HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Happy St. Amanda's Day. If you google it, you find Josh's ass drinking his first lemon drop and loving it.


But, it's a new year and a new me (not really), so here's a hamster holding a birthday cake in honor of my birthday:

Christ, people. It's a hamster. With a birthday cake. What more do you want?

So here's my evening so far:

* Left work at 2:30

* Got gas

* Went to the bank to get cash

* Got the mail

* Finished packing for tomorrow's bangin' trip to Portland

* Drank a glass of wine out of Orthodontics mug -- don't judge -- and bought smutty McSmut book on Amazon Kindle for trip

* Ate take-out sandwich from Jersey Mike's with sea salt and vinegar chips as birthday dinner. WTF.

* Opened gifts from Boo and Bill (new black Crocs, iPod Touch and Starbucks gift card & mug)

* Went sans bra in jammies to get cookie dough Blizzard at Dairy Queen fundraiser for Boo's elementary school

* Charged iPod, laptop and Kindle

* Packed carryon

* Drank mug of wine out of Tombstone, Arizona mug --don't judge -- featuring Doc Holliday, Wyatt Earp, Virgil Earp and Morgan Earp

* Watched American Idol

Taking my laptop to Portland tomorrow, so I'll hopefully have some good stuff to share.

HAPPY ST. AMANDA'S DAY!