I was supposed to have surgery on mah lady parts on Tuesday, but during my pre-op meeting, my doctor said he wants me to have my gallbladder tested. I've have pain in my chest every time I eat -- really, off and on ... last week I subsisted on vanilla Ensure and Chicken Noodle O's. Yum. -- and my GP thinks I have a bum gallbladder (thanks, Mom & Dad).
So, bottom line is I have more tests to come and my endo surgery has been postponed because if I can have my gallbladder out and my lady parts Roto-Rootered at the same time with a whole team of doctors, that would be awesome.
Actually, not so awesome, because I? Am so not a "Grey's Anatomy" episode.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
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OK...I need to tell you about the gall bladder test. Not fun.
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Oh no.
You're my favorite blogger on the whole wide Internet and I read religiously, but if you use the phrase "my lady parts Roto-Rootered" ever again...I might have to make Josh read it to me.
sigh.
Ryan, I can be your favorite, I will NEVER say that phrase. Never, ever, never. I promise.
We have a deal. I'll draw up the papers.
WTF? Fine, go. I'm throwing all your shit out into the yard, and I get to keep the dog, the trailer and the Chevette, asshole. Have a nice life.
...I've seen my fair share of Cheaters. I know how to handle this.
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