My Twinn dolls.

Boo doesn't play with dolls much, but I think she should, so I keep buying them for her. MY TWINN is having a 50%-off sale, so I perused the site. Unfortunately, the custom dolls are not on sale (they're $139 -- yikes!) but this is the custom boy doll:

This little f*cker is scarier than Chucky:


Is it his John Travolta pose? The baseball pajamas styled after a 1973 leisure suit? The Zac Efron-esque piercing blue eyes designed to hypnotize? The slight smirk that needs to be slapped off his face? The pink fabric chest peaking out (at least he doesn't have chest hair ...). Whatever it is, I'm scared. Hold me...