"Vote us out of the House and the Senate, will you? Well, take that American public! We'll restrict the number of over-priced gaming centers!! While you sit out in the cold, getting robbed and shot, in hopes of obtaining a ticket that will grant you access to the Boxed Gods of Video Gaming Joy, we'll smoke Cuban imports, sip aged brandy and list said boxes on eBay!!"
Yes, Bill was out this morning in fruitless pursuit of a Wii. He didn't get one, but it was so early, he brought home Egg McMuffins and hashbrowns. Slight redemption. He didn't even try for a PS3. Target had a line around the corner at 8:45 p.m. last night for the Wiis. Effing losers.
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