SON: "Well, I upgraded Mom's headstone because we saved a pretty penny buying her casket at COSTCO."
DAUGHTER: "Oh, you got expedited shipping, right? Because she's dead and starting to stink up the joint."
SON: "Yeah, it'll be here by 5 p.m. tomorrow. I also ordered the flowers from COSTCO, too. Oh, and I picked up a lobster pillow, that toner cartridge Dad needed and some diapers for the baby while I was ordering."
DAUGHTER: "Sweet!"
1 comment:
THAT is just plain WRONG! What are they thinking and WHO are the idiots that actually buy their loved ones their going away box at Costco?
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