At this point ...

I should mention I'm on day 2 of Weight Watchers. Again. So feel free to put any of the following in the comments:

• You're awesome. Jessica Biel is going to look like a fatty compared to you.
• Go girl! (said in your best Richard Simmons voice)
• You're hot already. Now go have an ice cream.
• LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!
• Summer 2002 was a great year! Remember that white Ralph Lauren miniskirt*? Yeah, I don't know what you were thinking, either, but you looked fabulous! (Last word said like this.)
• I wish ephedra was still on the market, too! Who cares if a bunch of baseball players died? Who plays basement in 100-degree heat, anyway!**


* I was hawt for about 12 minutes in 2002.
** Kidding. Sort of.