She's on my couch, with her head on MY couch pillow, and I'm talking to her, and she is completely ignoring me. Also known as: giving me the dog equivalent of the bird. Nice.
I'm a 34-year-old mother of one and wife to the world's biggest nerdboy (World of Warcraft, anyone?). I work as a trade publication editor (who gets paid to travel and eat pizza, hence the hips). I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, never been deep-sea fishing or to Scotland. But I HAVE swam with dolphins and been in a national commercial. So I don't completely suck.
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