I'm a 34-year-old mother of one and wife to the world's biggest nerdboy (World of Warcraft, anyone?). I work as a trade publication editor (who gets paid to travel and eat pizza, hence the hips). I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, never been deep-sea fishing or to Scotland. But I HAVE swam with dolphins and been in a national commercial. So I don't completely suck.
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Haaaaa...
Gawd....I wished my ass looked like the girl in the thong!
So drinking Lavoris and two beers before breakfast is the secret to a small ass?
I lol'ed at the last one. Because I am 12.
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