I just about got creamed today -- twice -- by assholes who pulled out in front of me. For the record, my SUV is f*cking white, not road colored. And that was a STOP SIGN you completely blew through, you stupid cow.
I'm a 34-year-old mother of one and wife to the world's biggest nerdboy (World of Warcraft, anyone?). I work as a trade publication editor (who gets paid to travel and eat pizza, hence the hips). I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, never been deep-sea fishing or to Scotland. But I HAVE swam with dolphins and been in a national commercial. So I don't completely suck.
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Best part: bumper sticker at 1:47 mark.
Lovely!
I can so see you doing that!
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