I'm headed to San Jose. San Jose as in CALIFORNIA, bitches.
And if one more person sings that"Do You Know the Way to San Jose" song ... well, I'm going to have to bring them into at least the 1990s. Because that song? Is not even old skool.
I'm a 34-year-old mother of one and wife to the world's biggest nerdboy (World of Warcraft, anyone?). I work as a trade publication editor (who gets paid to travel and eat pizza, hence the hips). I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, never been deep-sea fishing or to Scotland. But I HAVE swam with dolphins and been in a national commercial. So I don't completely suck.
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