Still More CALLIE LOLcats

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Ok, seriously. Have I missed something?

Because I'm not getting the whole Spice Girls reunion thing.

I mean, I liked them aok the first go around, but they were pretty harmless, like Bonnie Bell lip gloss or New Pepsi. But I'm not real sure why the "reunion" was necessary, other than VicBeck's aspiring reality TV career (and JEEZUS, my CAT could have a better reality TV career than this broad) was all for naught and she needed some way to make a splash in the US...

Seriously, people, WTF. Why not give Milli Vanilli* or Vanilla Ice** another shot?





* Yeah, I know one of 'em's dead, but damn.
** Still hawt. Shut up.

What's Your Who Name?

What's your "Who" name? WHO NAME?

Mine's Musician Mandy Dibble-moo-Who, which is utterly ridiculous because I can't read a note.

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PAR-TAY on the company's dime!!

Our annual Christmas party for the magazine is tonight, and it's being held at Morton's Steakhouse downtown (which is a considerable upgrade from last year's bust of a party at feakin' Kuntz's, which isn't even open anymore). We got the menu earlier this week:

~ APPETIZERS~
Miniature Crab Cake
Roma Tomato, Fresh Mozzarella & Basil on Crostini
Colossal Shrimp Cocktail

~ SALAD~
Caesar Salad w/ Classic Dressing

~ ENTREE(S) ~ (Your choice)
Prime Ribeye Steak
Double Cut Filet Mignon, sauce bearnaise
Chicken Christopher, garlic white wine butter sauce
Broiled Salmon Fillet, white wine butter sauce

~ ACCOMPANIMENTS ~ (Served family style)
Steamed Fresh Jumbo Asparagus, Hollandaise sauce
Steamed Fresh Broccoli, Sauce Hollandaise
Sauteed Garlic Green Beans
Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Herbed New Potatoes
Rice

~ DESSERTS ~ (Your choice)
New York Cheesecake
Mixed Berries
Chocolate Velvet Cake

So I can't eat anything at all today, and probably nothing tomorrow, either.

God, I love my job.

Still More Amazon WTF.

While trying to find BooBerry a red bath robe like mine on Amazon.com, I came across the CHELSI 18in Porcelain Girl w/Robe Doll for the low, low price of $19.99.

Many guys get to see this for free, so I'm not real sure what the purpose of this doll is. I sure as hell wouldn't want to wake up and see this staring down from a shelf at me.

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