We had a knock on the door from a neighbor this afternoon -- mind you, I've been in bed for 48 hours straight -- but I was up and drinking some soup. Apparently, the neighbors three doors on the other side of our creek have been dumping TRASH in the creek. Bill walked down there, confronted them, and they denied it. (Acutally, it was screaming "I ain't dun nuthin'! I ain't done that!")Another neighbor went into the creek and pulled out their damn WASTE MANAGEMENT bill with their ADDRESS ON IT. HELLO, incriminating evidence! WTH? I guess trash fairies magically came and dumped it down there?
Our next-door-neighbors called tonight and said they saw one of the residents wheel down their trash can... and when she was driving back home saw the same lady wheeling her trashcan back up. They're not-so-great additions to the neighborhood, obviously (they look like they should be on an episode of COPS).
We live in a children-of-the-corn neighborhood. You can't do that here, bud. Next call, POLICE!!!
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I don't understand . . . why would they need to dump in the creek when I KNOW you have regular trash and recycling pick ups?? wtFFFFFFF??????
THEY LIVE THREE DOORS DOWN??!!?!?!
The man who lives there is a Vietnam vet and he as a new caretaker who is GHETTO. Bill thinks she was going to cancel the trash service, dump trash in the creek and pocket the money because she is probably handling his finances. Seriously! WTF!!!
Punji sticks and claymore mines ... problem solved. And toss in a 12 foot gator for good measure.
You could sell tickets to the show. There'd only be one show though, so charge a LOT for those tickets.
Zeke's Army Surplus and Survivalist Coalition on 7th Street Road, ask to see the stuff UNDER the counter.
Man, this has got to be nipped in the bud, RIGHT NOW. I like the idea of Seke's Army surplus and Survivalist Coalition. I'll go with you. I want to see what's under the counter.
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