Well, I've decided to live.

Although we had to cancel our reservations at Napa River Grill, I'm starting to see a light at the end of the tunnel. I've managed to keep everything I've eaten down and I'm actually upright in the great room -- although I have yet to get dressed. My sweats and Uggs slippers will have to take the place of my adorable wide-leg jeans and yellow sweater I'd planned to wear this evening. But at least my innards are going to stay INSIDE my body...

At least I won't end up like THIS tomorrow: