Tuesday, December 30, 2008

God and I had a little disagreement last night.


When I was bowing to the porcelain God begging to die last night, unfortunately He disagreed and I've been in bed ever since. Apparently it's going around, but I'm not sure how I f*cking ended up with it since I literally haven't left the house since Saturday night.


Not looking like I'm going to be ringing in the New Year in true Mandyland fashion... lame.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! I had it 3 days b4 Thanksgiving. I was begging my sis-in-law to kill me.

TO HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A SHARP OBJECT AND PEIRCE MY BRAIN!!

It was miserable. I had it coming out both ends for two days. I had to go to the ICC, I was so weak. The doc said NOT to eat regular food for 7-10 days, eat a very bland diet. Your body will reject regular food and you WILL get it again.

You are in my thoughts and prayers.

songbird's crazy world said...

I am sending you some cyber penecillan, and my good wishes for a happy and HEALTHY new year.

love the LOLcatz, by the way.

Suzanne said...

I'm sorry. That really sucks.

That's one sick looking cat.

Gypsydoodlebug said...

Yeah, that cat is pretty f*cked up. I can only eat McD's vanilla milkshakes and southern-style chicken sandwiches. Everything else just turns me off.

And no, I'm not pregnant.