Jeez my dog is an ungrateful, lazy bum.

She's on my couch, with her head on MY couch pillow, and I'm talking to her, and she is completely ignoring me. Also known as: giving me the dog equivalent of the bird. Nice.

Aww shucks photo of the month.

This fawn and bobcat were rescued from the Santa Barbara fires and are now friends, according to Ellen Degeneres' Twitter page. This picture soothes my inner rage, which we all know is pretty intense. Actually, the fawn looks like it stopped having fun about three days ago.

In a death match ...

... between Fat Kid and The Friend, I'm putting my money on Fat Kid. Boy's got sweet moves.

Weekend Trip to Indianapolis.

The look on the girl's face next to BooBerry ... classic "WTF is wrong with you?"

SO NSFW.

... but watch it until the end.

Seriously funny. Thanks to my blogger friend who passed it along. I'm not skeered to put it on Mandyland.

Swine Pooh.

44 seconds of awesomeness.