Aww, now this is just sad.

Poor McCain. Amazon's giving away a free McCain toy with the purchase of an Obama action figure. See, on top of being free, he gets called a "toy," while Obama is an "action figure".

I'm going to buy the pair and make them fight like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots*.







* And pretend to make them toss salad when the fight gets boring.

Our President-Elect!!

And, he's going to be in the Hall of Presidents in the Magic Kingdom!



(You know that was your first thought last night. Don't lie.)

Election Day!

Look!

A kid that's cuter* than my own! Also, watch it until the very end after the fade. Classic.








* OK, not really. He's four and has that going for him.

This bitch is serious!

A serious whackjob*! Also, the eyeshadow? No.






* Who needs to get laid.

Tinkerbell...

Worst. Movie. Ever.

Do not waste $19.99. Buy a bottle of tequila and drown this shit in it. Yeah, it's no shocker this shit went straight to video like Jessica Simpson's "Major Movie Star." Hell, I bet that was better...