Hey! You know what sucks?!?!

75 mph winds!! And losing power!! Along with 60% of the rest of the city!! And using candles, like we're all in the dark ages and shit!! And sitting in Bill's office using a 1983 IBM Thinkpad!! And starving to death because he said we're just "stopping in" and now he's working!!

I swear to God if we don't get power back soon, I'm going to go all Kanye West on his ass.