I'm about as bad as Britney with my Starbucks addiction. But if you put ass in a cup, it would taste like the sugar-free, fat-free Gingerbread Latte I got this morning. It's soooo worth it for the sugared syrup since all the sugar-free syrups are nas-ty.(By the way, George Carlin says the longer your coffee order is, the bigger the asshole you are. My usual order is a venti triple-shot extra-hot skim latte with four Splendas. So what does that say about me?)
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