Really, Fox News?

Worssssssst headline ever. You call this "journalism?" Neither do I.

Damn, I love Facebook.

QUIZ: They should call this the ass burger ...

A) because that is what your breath smells like after consuming.
B) because that is where it is going to end up after consuming.
C) both of the above

Praise the INTERNETS!

... because I love having a three-year-old tell me not to drink or copulate.